Friday Funnies
Start the weekend off right with a few giggles!
“I was really nervous about an apology to Sarah Palin. So what I did to get my confidence up … I rehearsed by apologizing to Tina Fey.”
—Comedian David Letterman
“President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in a tight race… On Sunday, he was on the Iranian talk show, ‘Eliminate the Press.’”
—Comedian David Letterman
“When the economy fell apart I thought ‘Oh no! What’s going to happen to me?’ And then nothing happened. Because I have … nothing. No savings, no investments, no mortgage. It’s like the world is rewarding me for being a transient screwup.”
—Comedienne Ophira Eisenberg
“Until the financial crisis, I thought a 401(k) was an unusually long marathon. I couldn’t understand why my co-workers kept signing me up. To me, it was just a way to mess up a Sunday.”
—Comedienne Claudia Cogan
