A little humor to brighten your day
“Town hall meetings across the country have been disrupted by angry protesters who are against Obama’s new health care plan. Things could have gotten violent but nobody can afford to actually get hurt.”
—Comedian Jimmy Fallon

“Transformers II [is] on track to be the biggest box office opening of all time. It’s incredible—somebody has finally found a way to make money using American cars.”
—Comedian Jimmy Fallon
“MySpace has fired 60 percent of its workforce. They notified workers as fast as possible. They left messages on their Facebook pages.”
—Comedian Craig Ferguson
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