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English is craaaazy.

Posted in writing well on May 17th, 2010 by liz – Be the first to comment

A friend sent me a long e-mail detailing a lot of the tricky, unpredictable switcheroos in the English language. Here’s part of it, for your puzzlement and enjoyment.
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You think English is easy? Read this.

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum…

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row …

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Learning English as a second language must be mind-blowing. My son lives in China and is employed teaching English to Japanese people. We are truly a global community.